i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
