My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He shit in the fireplace
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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