You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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