is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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