he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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