Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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