can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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