what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
NoShamevember. You game?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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