don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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