Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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