I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i think i just lost a toe
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