Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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