This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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