your thong is hanging out like whoa
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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