hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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