If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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