My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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