There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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