pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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