Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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