At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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