I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i out mim tonsoeep
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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