But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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