Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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