i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My liver just had a heart attack.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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