this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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