I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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