So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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