Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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