Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He? As in you personified your dick?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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