I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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