i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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