on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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