I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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