I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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