high people should be assigned attendants
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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