Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Randomize
