so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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