Dual....:-)
Michael Bay diarrhea
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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