You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He did a backflip because drugs
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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