I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
