Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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