Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
