your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm passing your future prison.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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