my sisters under your porch take her home
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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