i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Do plants get herpes?
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