his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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