I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i dont even know how to be here
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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