Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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