it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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