So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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