think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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