Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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