David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Barsexuality is the new black.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
