1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
