Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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