I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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