we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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