The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Dick very happy bro
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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