my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he shaved USA in his pubs
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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