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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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