Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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