this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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